Slytherin: hey you!

Gryffindor: hello Sly! Whats up?

Slytherin:

Slytherin: wait! You!

Ravenclaw: hum…? Oh hey…

Slytherin: I dont mean you. I mean…

Hufflepuff: hi sly!!

Slytherin: *blushing* oh no. he saw me. I have to hide

Gryffindor: no you don’t *urges Sly forward*

Slytherin: hElLO pUFf. How doing you? I mean, how are you doing?

Ravenclaw: Thats why I am afraid to fall in love



Bonus: Miraculous inspired 🐞🤣