Slytherin: hey you!
Gryffindor: hello Sly! Whats up?
Slytherin: …
Slytherin: wait! You!
Ravenclaw: hum…? Oh hey…
Slytherin: I dont mean you. I mean…
Hufflepuff: hi sly!!
Slytherin: *blushing* oh no. he saw me. I have to hide
Gryffindor: no you don’t *urges Sly forward*
Slytherin: hElLO pUFf. How doing you? I mean, how are you doing?
Ravenclaw: Thats why I am afraid to fall in love
Bonus: Miraculous inspired 🐞🤣