Slytherin: hey you!
Gryffindor: hello Sly! Whats up?
Slytherin: …
Slytherin: wait! You!
Ravenclaw: hum…? Oh hey…
Slytherin: I dont mean you. I mean…
Hufflepuff: hi sly!!
Slytherin: *blushing* oh no. he saw me. I have to hide
Gryffindor: no you don’t *urges Sly forward*
Slytherin: hElLO pUFf. How doing you? I mean, how are you doing?
Ravenclaw: Thats why I am afraid to fall in love
Bonus: Miraculous inspired 🐞🤣
First day of school (hogwarts houses):
Gryffindor: excited to tell friends about the holidays, fell asleep and is running late
Hufflepuff: excited to see everyone, has everything organized for the beggining of the year
Ravenclaw: forgot all books except the “interesting” ones, very happy and a bit stressed at the same time
Slytherin: hasnt slept well bcs didnt want to wake up and go to school, “I hate you all”=good morning bff I missed you
Hufflepuff: its so late I need to sleep guys
Gryffindor: come on Puff! Its not midnight yet!
Slytherin: it doesnt matter. We all need to rest
Ravenclaw: when did you start caring about rest?
Slytherin: *blushing* that is none of your business. Ill get some cookies for Puff and I. And you 2 go to sleep!
Hufflepuff: thats so nice of you Sly!
Slytherin: *blushes even more*
Gryffindor and Ravenclaw: *grining*
Ravenclaw: I have so many things to do I dont know where to start!
Hufflepuff: well, I have guitar practise three times a week, I walk my dog every day, I spend time with friends… its not that hard
Gryffindor: yeah I play football, go to partys, camping, shopping… easy
Slytherin: I sleep a lot. Movies and music too
Ravenclaw: I have so many books! And I am reading about 3 fanfics at the same time! And yet I rly want to buy a book that I dont have yet! Dont u see my problem here?
Hufflepuff: *playing the guitar*
Gryffindor: *drawing*
Ravenclaw: *bored, thinking, looking at the ceiling*
Slytherin: *slams door open, book in hand* WhAT dO yOU MEaN ThAT gUY Is a TRAitOr?
Hufflepuff: *plays deep melancholic tune*
Ravenclaw: yap. Told u it was a good book
Gryffindor: *draws a heart* so good it broke her heart *rips paper apart*
Slytherin: well ThANK YoU
Ravenclaw: I need to sleep
Gryffindor: I need to eat something
Slytherin: I need to be alone
Hufflepuff: *organizes quite sleep over*
Slytherin: but I wanted to be alo…
Everyone else: LIAR
Hufflepuff: come on Sly, we have been through this. Come here and have choco cookies.
Slytherin: … fine
Later that evening:
Hufflepuff: *falls asleep bcs he is tired*
Slytherin: *covers him with a blanket and turns out the light* good night
Why are the hogwarts house looking at the full moon:
Gryffindor: I wish I was a werewolf who could transform at will and keep his mind
Hufflepuff: I wonder if ppl I love are looking at it too
Slytherin: is cold. Like me
Ravenclaw: bcs its light is but a reflection of the sun so it is capable to shine without having any inner light… am I feeling hope?
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
Guess I will start calling some people “magenta”
You know those days when everything seems to go wrong? Yeah just had one of those
I forgot my homework, my math teacher (who has VERY HIGH expectations of me) gave us a test today and screw it all up, my old school friend (who I care for a lot) acts weird and embarasses me in front of my new colleagues, one girl of my school (who I spent lunch with) actually talks ill of me behind my back, and basically I have a hard time opening to people (although I can easily talk to them). And obviously my best friend and I went to different schools this year so… I really missed her today
RAVENCLAW: “My imagination functions much better when I don’t have to speak to people.” –Patricia Highsmith
So dam true 💙
harrypotterhousequotes
RAVENCLAW: “Difference is a teacher. Fear difference, you learn nothing” –Hannah Gadsby (Nanette)
